Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.
The laws of this world are for children.
We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.
God made man in his own image, and man returned the favour.
Search fearlessly for every sin, for out of sin comes joy.
I was a baby when I came into the world--otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person.