Monuments are for the living, not the dead.
God made man in his own image, and man returned the favour.
The laws of this world are for children.
We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.
Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.
I was a baby when I came into the world--otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person.