Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.
I want a girl that can swallow my pride.
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?