People are just waiting around to get certified.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.

These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.