You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize . You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army.