The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business

You're baloney without the mayo.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.