The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

You're baloney without the mayo.

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?