The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.