The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

There is no hell, there's only France

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric