You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.
It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.
Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.
Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.