The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.

I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize . You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army.