Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.