Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

Since I didn't have any kind of formal training, it didn't make any difference to me if I was listening to Lightnin' Slim, or a vocal group called the Jewels ... , or Webern, or Varèse, or Stravinsky. To me it was all good music.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.