I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.