I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.