I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you.