My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.