Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?