Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.

Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American schools* do not equip you to deal with things like logic; they don't give you the criteria by which to judge between good and bad in any medium or format; and they prepare you to be a usable victim for military-industrial complex that needs manpower.

If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

There isn't anything weird about my music.