Drugs will turn you into your parents.

On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.

What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.