And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.