And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.