And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

Too much truth is uncouth.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.