And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes