There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.