There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

Too much truth is uncouth.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.