There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes