Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

You must study their deliveries, their use of their bodies, their timing, and their use of audio and vocal effects.

When I've mentioned things that I thought only happened to me, or thoughts that I felt had only had crossed my mind, the audience response indicated that they seemed to have happened to, or been thought of by many people.

Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don't feel like it.

This whole urban rap thing needs to be pulled back some. The ghetto is being glorified, and there's nothing good about the ghetto except getting out of one.

Originality is never embraced as quickly as the commonplace.

Bombing teaches you how badly you want to become a comedian. Because unless it's a burning desire, you'll quit when the consistent bombing becomes too much to take.