Avoid people who tell you that something you want to do is not possible.

I thrive most when I have to juggle things.

People are always nice, so I can't complain. My name used to be SNL! More and more, people call me by my name.

Every music journalist I've ever met has been stunningly beautiful.

Steve Jobs was a real rock star to me. I looked forward to his products like people look forward to albums.

I have an inability to relax. I try to make every day a work day. I get pleasure from work... I try to think of sketch ideas, stand-up pieces. I am incapable of leisure and leisure time.

Remember that there's no one way of doing things. ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open.