"Macarena" is a great song. If music is something you can remember - the worst crime music can do is to be forgettable.

I wish I was one of those people who could write script after script and pages and pages. I can only aspire to do that.

People are always nice, so I can't complain. My name used to be SNL! More and more, people call me by my name.

Someday maybe I'll go back and see what the Deep South is like.

Sometimes I think I'm a really interesting guy.

I was in a band and it wasn't working out the way I wanted. Then somehow, little by little, I started doing a couple comedy things. All of a sudden I was being asked to do more and more comedy things. There was this message from the world saying, "Maybe you should go this direction."

Everyone goes through all kinds of relationship situations. I'm lucky that I get to be on two comedy shows [during divorce].