Wars are the hobbies of half-informed children who have somehow come into possession of the levers of power.

Though the Floundering Fathers didn't intend it, we now see that representative government quickly turns into the dictatorship of the proletariat. If you doubt this, I congratulate you on not having a television.

Kids esteem themselves when they have accomplished something worth esteeming.

Wars are the hobbies of half-informed children who have somehow come into possession of the levers of power.

Those who wash regularly should not stoop to democracy.

Congress, 535 commoditized temple monkeys pawing through the ruins of America in search of bribes. The bicameral whorehouse on Capitol Hill works like a vending machine. You put coins in the slot, select your law, and the desired legislation slides out.

In fact, the gravest obstacle to the restoration of civilization in North America is universal suffrage. Letting everybody vote makes no sense. Obviously they are no good at it. The whole idea smacks of the fumble-witted idealism of a high-school Marxist society.