At last, after innumerable glamorous and frightful years, mankind approaches a war which is totally predictable from beginning to end.

I could do without sex. Don't really like it that much. If I could just feel complete.

One can watch hours and hours of TV without actually losing interest, but, as with Chinese food, one is rarely left with much residue of nourishment.

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

At last, after innumerable glamorous and frightful years, mankind approaches a war which is totally predictable from beginning to end.

We thought philosophy ought to be patient and unravel people's mental blocks. Trouble with doing that is, once you've unravelled them, their heads fall off.

As Oscar Wilde should have said, when bad ideas have nowhere else to go, they emigrate to America and become university courses.