Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

I could do without sex. Don't really like it that much. If I could just feel complete.

Truth maybe stranger than fiction, but fiction is truer.

The television critic, whatever his pretensions, does not labour in the same vineyard as those he criticizes; his grapes are all sour.

People resent articulacy, as if articulacy were a form of vice.

One can watch hours and hours of TV without actually losing interest, but, as with Chinese food, one is rarely left with much residue of nourishment.

Vichy proves one thing: if you don't want to know how low your fellow citizens can fall, and crawl, don't lose a war.