I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.
Fuzzy ZoellerNewspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.
Fuzzy ZoellerIt's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.
Fuzzy ZoellerIt's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.
Fuzzy ZoellerThat little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it? [...] Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve.
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