When things are going good they just keep going good.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Everybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.