Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Everybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.