Stop playing verbal games with me, madam, or I shall go out into that ballroom, find your mother, and bring her here
Gail CarrigerIt's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.
Gail CarrigerLord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.
Gail CarrigerThese feelings you engender in me, my lord, are most indelicate. You should stop causing them immediately.
Gail Carriger