I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

A man can't eat anger for breakfast and sleep with it at night and not suffer damage to his soul.

I think that if writers are tempted to do other things, they ought to go do other things. They should not write if they don't feel like it. I say this as a competitor. I am not interested in encouraging people who are in competition with me.

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.