I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.
I want to resume the life of a shy person.
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.
Childhood is the small town everyone came from.