I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon