Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
Garrison KeillorVacation cruises are advertised as luxurious journeys to exotic places, but a chief pleasure is the reading of books ... . On steamer chairs topside or poolside, in the lounges, everywhere you see men and women with their noses in books, devouring them for hours.
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