I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

The strips about the military do seem to provoke moving and thoughtful responses. It's nice when the strip resonates, but more importantly, I need to know when I'm getting something wrong. The last thing I want to do is contribute to the suffering that wounded warriors already endure.

Freedom should always be discussed within the context of responsibility.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises that most of us live with.