Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry TrudeauAmerica: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.
Garry TrudeauAt college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.
Garry TrudeauMost writers seem to prefer the morning, or they feel at their best in the morning. Ideas are popping into your head while you're in the shower. And that's true for me, as well.
Garry Trudeau