At some point free expression absolutism becomes childish and unserious.

Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

America is one of the few places where the failure to promote oneself is widely regarded as arrogance.

I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Most writers seem to prefer the morning, or they feel at their best in the morning. Ideas are popping into your head while you're in the shower. And that's true for me, as well.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.