Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

At some point free expression absolutism becomes childish and unserious.

Where there's smoke, there's bound to be mirrors.

At college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

There is nothing worse than annotated humour.