Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

At college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

There is nothing worse than annotated humour.

Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.

I try not to second-guess editors; they're the clients, and I have no expectation that my strip is going to make it into every paper every day.

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.