America is one of the few places where the failure to promote oneself is widely regarded as arrogance.

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

I try not to second-guess editors; they're the clients, and I have no expectation that my strip is going to make it into every paper every day.

In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are

Freedom should always be discussed within the context of responsibility.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.