I'm a pointillist, just working my tiny little piece of the canvas. I'm not so good at perspective.

There is nothing worse than annotated humour.

Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

America is one of the few places where the failure to promote oneself is widely regarded as arrogance.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.