Once a week, I am a very desperate man.

Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

America is one of the few places where the failure to promote oneself is widely regarded as arrogance.

I don't think so, but it's always in the back of my mind that many of the soldiers being wounded and killed in Iraq are about the same age as my kids. My godson is going over soon, so the war's about to get personal for me.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

At college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.