In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.

At some point free expression absolutism becomes childish and unserious.

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

Where there's smoke, there's bound to be mirrors.

Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the entertainment of others. If they feel guilty enough, they write happy endings.