In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.

At some point free expression absolutism becomes childish and unserious.

In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

I'm a pointillist, just working my tiny little piece of the canvas. I'm not so good at perspective.