I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

There is nothing worse than annotated humour.

The poor are the only ones who suffer. And they're used to it.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Not only was one cartoonist gunned down, but riots erupted around the world, resulting in the deaths of scores. No one could say toward what positive social end, yet free-speech absolutists were unchastened.

America is one of the few places where the failure to promote oneself is widely regarded as arrogance.