I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.

There is nothing worse than annotated humour.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

I try not to second-guess editors; they're the clients, and I have no expectation that my strip is going to make it into every paper every day.

Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete understanding of what goals are actually attainable, many are left facing a lot of pain and frustration. And yet, there's no culture of complaint.

Not only was one cartoonist gunned down, but riots erupted around the world, resulting in the deaths of scores. No one could say toward what positive social end, yet free-speech absolutists were unchastened.