I still use the guitar pretty much just to hide my gut.

The guys have told me not to quit my day job.

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.

I hear them saying, "You'll never change things, and no matter what you do it's still the same thing." But it's not the world that I am changing. I do this so this world will know that it will not change me.

Life is like therapy - real expensive and no guarantees.

The crazy thing about it is she'd take him back, but the fool in him that walked out is the fool who just won't ask.

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!