I've never stayed awake at night over a chance I took that failed, but I've stayed awake over chances I didn't take.

Papa loved Mama, Mama loved men, Mama's in the graveyard, Papa's in the pen.

The guys have told me not to quit my day job.

You were standin' way too close to see it fall apart. And there were things you couldn't hear, 'cause you were listening with your heart.

Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide.

You see in all my life I've never found what I couldn't resist, what I couldn't turn down. I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you.

I asked if I could read for the role of Kevin Costner's caddy in Tin Cup. It was a fun learning experience, even though Cheech Marin got the part.