If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.

Politics was my third act. But I could have a fourth. I don't know what that will be yet, but there will be one.

India is a regional power. It does not need anything to establish it.

I've had meetings with Fidel Castro. I've had meetings with Kim Il-Sung. I've had meetings with other dictators. I've met with the Butcher of Beijing. You know, I think it's important to hear, you know, each other's perspective.

For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists... If the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they'd get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.

Telling people not to have children is unthinkable and inhumane.

We have to have some rules and regulations in America, or the world would empty out here.