I've had meetings with Fidel Castro. I've had meetings with Kim Il-Sung. I've had meetings with other dictators. I've met with the Butcher of Beijing. You know, I think it's important to hear, you know, each other's perspective.

The ability to convince people of the wackiest notions - and both parties can do it - it's part of the dumbing down of America that's really highly problematic.

I am always fascinated by India.

For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists... If the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they'd get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.

Sometimes people who are Jewish are held to a higher standard which sometimes we take great pride in.

I'm in favor of immigration but we also need rules.

Politics was my third act. But I could have a fourth. I don't know what that will be yet, but there will be one.