It's easy .... it's a mind that is open to everything, yet attaches to nothing ... it's called freedom that's what it is, plain and simple!

Do you even know who I am? Seriously, tell me, because I don't.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

I am proud to tell Hollywood that I am a Christian. For the first time I am now free to be myself.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.