I'm interested in all things that Donald Trump does. I've known him since 1980. He's a good man.

Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.

It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.

The first time I saw Mikhail Baryshnikov it was like he had an anti-gravity machine in his pants. He would jump and stay in the air for 10 minutes.

Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

You are a gut maggot with no guts.