A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

The most powerful thing we have is our psyche. And to use our minds, we must be clear, vulnerable and open, which will take us to places we didn't even know were there or couldn't imagine ourselves going.

You are a gut maggot with no guts.

It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.

Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

Winners do what losers don't want to do.

Music and acting are the same thing: you must understand that art is only the search, not the final form.