Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'

Acting is a trick word invented in the festival of Dionysus, before Christ, in Greece at a fertility festival. That's where theatre came from: a fertility festival. No women were allowed. All the men played all the parts.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

The stage is the opposite: you are talking loud so you can project to the back row and you know the whole play. In a movie, you are scene-to-scene; you only know the purpose of that scene. On the stage, that is artistic science. It is real, it is loving, it is truthfully you. It is two different formulas to make two different art pieces, but it is all about truth.

Never dip lower than you can dip.