Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

Do you even know who I am? Seriously, tell me, because I don't.

I love love, and I love life. I love. I just love. It's just great. It's the most enduring element we have is love.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

I'm an angel in an earth suit.

The first time I saw Mikhail Baryshnikov it was like he had an anti-gravity machine in his pants. He would jump and stay in the air for 10 minutes.

If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.