Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.

Do you even know who I am? Seriously, tell me, because I don't.

I'm not jealous, and I'm not possessive, and I'm not controlling.

The stage is the opposite: you are talking loud so you can project to the back row and you know the whole play. In a movie, you are scene-to-scene; you only know the purpose of that scene. On the stage, that is artistic science. It is real, it is loving, it is truthfully you. It is two different formulas to make two different art pieces, but it is all about truth.

Light, to me, stands for Living In Gods Heavenly Thoughts. That's a good place to live. That is what influenced me to tell stories in light and that happened to be movies and plays.