Acting is the absence of acting. It's believing in the truth of the moment you are creating.

Boy, it's a tough planet if you want it to be. But a great planet if you let it.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

It's a very strange silence that I'm living in right now. It's a silence that has a lot of activity and noise in it from a zone that I don't live in on this earth.

You know what 'FAILING' stands for? It stands for 'Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.