Boy, it's a tough planet if you want it to be. But a great planet if you let it.

Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.

Critics of art are like eunuchs in harem. They see how it's done when the men come to see the women, but they can't do it themselves.

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

Your heart is the face of your spirit, it holds everything you have been, you are, and what you are going to be.

Everyone goes through their stuff when they are growing up. It's all relative. Everyone has the same situations on their menu. We just make the choices in terms of what situations we're going to eat.

You know what ART stands for? Above Real Truth.