I'm not jealous, and I'm not possessive, and I'm not controlling.

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Music and acting are the same thing: you must understand that art is only the search, not the final form.

The most powerful thing we have is our psyche. And to use our minds, we must be clear, vulnerable and open, which will take us to places we didn't even know were there or couldn't imagine ourselves going.

Faith gives me the ability to rise above anything, because what is true in the spiritual realm is forever true. It cannot be denied.