Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.

Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.

I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.

I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.

Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.

I suffer a little bit from Napoleonism, if you will.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.