I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.

I would not give my first 15 years to my worst enemy, and I don't even have a worst enemy.

Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.

I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

I still have the desire to do the job of acting. It's just a matter of whether I'll be allowed to do the job of acting that remains to be seen. There are only so many brick walls that I'm willing to beat my head on.