I knew what normalcy was, and I wasn't having it.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.

I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money.

Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.

I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.

I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.